{"id":166,"date":"2009-11-15T12:58:13","date_gmt":"2009-11-15T17:58:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=166"},"modified":"2009-11-15T12:58:13","modified_gmt":"2009-11-15T17:58:13","slug":"retazos-de-bar-y-windows-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"Retazos de bar y Windows 7"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/80943959@N00\/397455490\/\" title=\"mi_pueblo_bonito por kyezitri, en Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/176\/397455490_3434365d9b.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"75\" alt=\"mi_pueblo_bonito\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hola, soy Manuel y estoy en el psiqui\u00e1trico; los m\u00e9dicos no me dejan salir, as\u00ed que hoy no voy a ir a tomar botellines, ellos me dar\u00e1n la medicaci\u00f3n y a dormir. Con tus nuevas vertederas tu tractor de cien caballos no se va a escapar, amos, seguro, yo creo que con un apero de cinco ya habr\u00edas tenido suficiente. \u00c9l es de esos que se levantan a las seis de la ma\u00f1ana, preparan el hato y se van a labrar hasta el anochecer, solos y sin ning\u00fan entretenimiento, s\u00f3lo ir y venir en l\u00ednea recta. Pufff, es que yo ya he viajado mucho, he estado en tantos sitios y pa\u00edses que ni me acuerdo, por eso ya no me apetece nada m\u00e1s que estar con mis perretes y pasear por el campo. No te preocupes, si a estas carreras vienen muchos hombres de cuarenta a\u00f1os que tienen en la bici la excusa perfecta para librarse de su mujer los domingos por la ma\u00f1ana, como mi compa\u00f1ero de trabajo que va a la oficina 12-14 horas diarias para \u00aba ver si cuando llegue mi mujer est\u00e1 ya acost\u00e1\u00bb. \u00c9l es un ad\u00e1n, no vale pa n\u00e1, es ceporro pa las labores manuales y pal campo tampoco sirve, no va a ir a ning\u00fan lao ya. C\u00f3mo funde el dinero esta gente, no s\u00e9 c\u00f3mo se las apa\u00f1an, pero \u00e9l no tiene muchos vicios y nunca tienen ni un duro, mira, su mujer lo ha tenido toda la semana sin almorzar y sin tabaco, lo lleva m\u00e1s recto que una vela. No, a la m\u00e1quina no le eches esta noche, que ha venido Cuchi y se ha llevao un premio gordo, as\u00ed que ahora est\u00e1 fr\u00eda y no va a dar ni una perra. Venga, que os invito a comer con los 50 euros que me gan\u00e9 el s\u00e1bado pasado instalando el Windows 7.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hola, soy Manuel y estoy en el psiqui\u00e1trico; los m\u00e9dicos no me dejan salir, as\u00ed que hoy no voy a ir a tomar botellines, ellos me dar\u00e1n la medicaci\u00f3n y a dormir. 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