{"id":167,"date":"2009-11-18T14:21:19","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T19:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=167"},"modified":"2009-11-18T14:21:19","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T19:21:19","slug":"nutella-generation-capitulo-256","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=167","title":{"rendered":"Nutella Generation, cap\u00edtulo 256"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u00a1c\u00f3mo se te ocurre matarte!\u00a1no te parece una estupidez!  Incluso aunque lo peor sea cierto, \u00bfqu\u00e9 pasa si no existe Dios y nosotros s\u00f3lo vivimos una vez y se acab\u00f3? \u00bfNo te interesa? \u00bfNo te interesa esa experiencia? Entonces me dije: \u00a1qu\u00e9 diablos! No todo es malo. Y pens\u00e9 para mis adentros: \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 no dejo de destrozar mi vida buscando respuestas que jam\u00e1s voy a encontrar y me dedico a disfrutarla mientras dure? Y despu\u00e9s, despu\u00e9s \u00a1qui\u00e9n sabe! Quiero decir: quiz\u00e1 existe algo, nadie lo sabe seguro. Ya s\u00e9 que la palabra quiz\u00e1 es un perchero muy d\u00e9bil en el que colgar toda una vida, pero es lo \u00fanico que tenemos<\/em> <strong>[Woody Allen, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.filmaffinity.com\/es\/film948248.html\">Hannah y sus hermanas<\/a>]<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>Que Mickey, el personaje de Woody, no fuese lo suficientemente valiente como para suicidarse a sangre fr\u00eda y confirmase un vacuo optimismo no significa necesariamente que Diego tenga que comportarse igual. Por eso Diego, cuando tuvo oportunidad, sell\u00f3 las puertas y la ventana de su habitaci\u00f3n y abri\u00f3 el frasco de mon\u00f3xido de carbono que de forma corrupta hab\u00eda sobornado a QuimiNet. Se tumb\u00f3 en la cama y aspir\u00f3 fuerte. Progresivamente el mon\u00f3xido de carbono entr\u00f3 en sus pulmones, pas\u00f3 a la sangre y se combin\u00f3 con la hemoglobina, mol\u00e9cula encargada del transporte del ox\u00edgeno. As\u00ed, el nivel de ox\u00edgeno en sangre disminuy\u00f3 hasta provocar la axfisia de Diego. Una muerte dulce, dicen. <\/p>\n<p>Los dem\u00e1s pensaron que dulce hab\u00eda sido su vida, sobre todo el d\u00eda que consigui\u00f3 derrotar a Inglaterra haciendo trampas y convertido en un barrilete imparable, o la larga temporada que disfrut\u00f3 en un balneario de Los Alpes junto a su \u00faltimo trofeo, una joven supermodelo de 22 a\u00f1os. Al tiempo, ella emigr\u00f3 a Cuenca, concretamente al Provencio, donde empe\u00f1aba el d\u00eda orde\u00f1ando y paseando a un peque\u00f1o reba\u00f1o de merinas. Rumoreaban las marujas del lugar que hac\u00eda <em>la noche<\/em>, que si no una chica tan guapa no estar\u00eda por esas tierras perdidas; y ella sonre\u00eda a ese bulo frente al espejo de su habitaci\u00f3n mientras se desabrochaba el sujetador sin relleno. Entonces pensaba que quiz\u00e1 en alguno de los infinitos mundos paralelos cuya existencia est\u00e1 demostrada pero no probada ella era una mujer de alterne.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/nutella.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> La <strong>Nocilla<\/strong> est\u00e1 rica, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfaguara.santillana.es\/blogs\/elhombre\">Agust\u00edn Fern\u00e1ndez Mallo<\/a>, el hombre que se sali\u00f3 de la tarta, baila con sentimientos y pensamientos, ciencia y poes\u00eda, cultura pop y refinada. Muchos lo odian, y ese aspecto de intelectual da motivos para ello, pero se ha de reconocer su tino y originalidad. Cuando lo lees sientes c\u00f3mo se agolpan todas las ideas y c\u00f3mo, de forma inconsciente, van solidific\u00e1ndose hasta formar un ente \u00edntegro. Hay miles de cr\u00edticas a su trilog\u00eda, as\u00ed que qui\u00e9n quiera, que busque&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1c\u00f3mo se te ocurre matarte!\u00a1no te parece una estupidez! Incluso aunque lo peor sea cierto, \u00bfqu\u00e9 pasa si no existe Dios y nosotros s\u00f3lo vivimos una vez y se acab\u00f3? \u00bfNo te interesa? \u00bfNo te interesa esa experiencia? Entonces me dije: \u00a1qu\u00e9 diablos! No todo es malo. 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