{"id":180,"date":"2010-02-28T18:54:14","date_gmt":"2010-02-28T23:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=180"},"modified":"2010-02-28T18:54:14","modified_gmt":"2010-02-28T23:54:14","slug":"from-sharapova-to-erostrato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"From Sharapova to Er\u00f3strato"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/80943959@N00\/2312010451\/\" title=\"fast por kyezitri, en Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3213\/2312010451_a554baebc1.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"fast\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.formulatv.com\/1,20100228,14296,1.html\">Dicen<\/a> que para ir en coche por Oymyakon (Siberia) tienes que ser un mec\u00e1nico experto y llevar piezas de repuesto porque como tengas alguna aver\u00eda s\u00f3lo tendr\u00e1s tres horas antes de congelarte y dif\u00edcilmente alguien te auxiliar\u00eda en tan breve lapso de tiempo. Es curioso, hablando de Siberia, que all\u00ed naciese <strong>Kalashnikov<\/strong>, que tantos fogonazos provoc\u00f3 con su <a href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/AK-47\">invenci\u00f3n<\/a>, y <strong>Sharapova<\/strong>, que tantos fogonazos.<\/p>\n<p>Estaba anocheciendo, pero yo no iba en coche ni estaba en Siberia: pedaleaba en bicicleta por los alrededores de mi pueblo. Pinch\u00e9 y, maldita sea, nunca hice caso al consejo de llevarme el m\u00f3vil <em>por si acaso<\/em>, que m\u00e1s vale un <em>porsiacaso<\/em> que mil <em>esques<\/em>. Al menos, tendr\u00eda m\u00e1s de tres horas antes de congelarme; de hecho, podr\u00eda caminar hasta mi casa, y llegar\u00eda en ese tiempo. Me sent\u00e9 en la orilla de la senda y me abrac\u00e9 a mis rodillas. Esper\u00e9, consciente de la inutilidad de la espera, en paz con la oscuridad que me iba envolviendo. Quise escribir los versos m\u00e1s tristes esa noche, pero ya lo hab\u00eda hecho <strong>Neruda<\/strong>, as\u00ed que ya no pude ser <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tinet.cat\/~elebro\/poe\/neruda\/neruda27.html\">pionero<\/a> en juntar las palabras <em>tiritan, azules, los astros a lo lejos<\/em>. No me preocup\u00f3, aunque s\u00ed lo hizo el pensar que, quiz\u00e1, s\u00f3lo me quedaba por vivir un verso. \u00bfVivir un verso? Qu\u00e9 cursiler\u00eda, si s\u00f3lo ten\u00eda que levantarme, coger la bicicleta y regresar andando, aunque la cena se quedase fr\u00eda. <\/p>\n<p>Mientras volv\u00eda, no s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9, se me repet\u00eda una y otra vez un fragmento de una canci\u00f3n de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/tunoeresmcenroe\"><strong>McEnroe<\/strong><\/a>: <em>subo al Everest \/ sin que nadie me lo pida \/ s\u00f3lo por hacerte un favor<\/em>. En realidad, tambi\u00e9n me acord\u00e9 de su <em>el amor no existe \/ t\u00fa me lo destruiste<\/em>, pero no me puedo fiar de un t\u00edo que escribe <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lEXl3IVe3k4\">cartas con claveles y napalm<\/a>. Tendr\u00e1 <em>fuego en el cerebro<\/em>, como dec\u00eda <strong>James Joyce<\/strong> de su <a href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lucia_Joyce\">hija<\/a>, quien termin\u00f3 muriendo en un psiqui\u00e1trico ingl\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p>Por si a alguien le interesa, llegu\u00e9 sano y salvo. Rec\u00e9 por cruzarme por el camino con un animal en peligro de extinci\u00f3n, <a href=\"http:\/\/sobrefotos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/gardner.jpg\">el animal m\u00e1s bello del mundo<\/a>, <strong>Ava<\/strong>. No lo encontr\u00e9, estar\u00eda hibernando. Al final, cansado pero contento, alcanc\u00e9 mi casa. El j\u00fabilo moderado dur\u00f3 hasta que mi hermana me cont\u00f3 <em>eso<\/em> de <strong>John Cobra<\/strong>, otro caso de <a href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Er%C3%B3strato\">Complejo de <strong>Er\u00f3strato<\/strong><\/a>. Al menos su <em>modus operandi<\/em> fue m\u00e1s del siglo XXI.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando me acost\u00e9, tan cansado, no sab\u00eda si so\u00f1ar\u00eda con Sharapova o con John Cobra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dicen que para ir en coche por Oymyakon (Siberia) tienes que ser un mec\u00e1nico experto y llevar piezas de repuesto porque como tengas alguna aver\u00eda s\u00f3lo tendr\u00e1s tres horas antes de congelarte y dif\u00edcilmente alguien te auxiliar\u00eda en tan breve lapso de tiempo. Es curioso, hablando de Siberia, que all\u00ed naciese Kalashnikov, que tantos fogonazos &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=180\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abFrom Sharapova to Er\u00f3strato\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-impensamientos","category-personal"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>From Sharapova to Er\u00f3strato - kyezitri.es<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=180\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"From Sharapova to Er\u00f3strato - kyezitri.es\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Dicen que para ir en coche por Oymyakon (Siberia) tienes que ser un mec\u00e1nico experto y llevar piezas de repuesto porque como tengas alguna aver\u00eda s\u00f3lo tendr\u00e1s tres horas antes de congelarte y dif\u00edcilmente alguien te auxiliar\u00eda en tan breve lapso de tiempo. 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