{"id":207,"date":"2010-09-26T16:31:08","date_gmt":"2010-09-26T21:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=207"},"modified":"2010-09-26T16:31:08","modified_gmt":"2010-09-26T21:31:08","slug":"socrates-juega-al-poker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=207","title":{"rendered":"S\u00f3crates juega al p\u00f3ker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/vigilando.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>S\u00f3crates es homosexual, de eso no cabe la menor duda, y como S\u00f3crates es un hombre, entonces se deduce que todos los hombres somos maricones. Pero sucede que yo no soy S\u00f3crates, de lo que se desprende que no soy hombre. No creo en los silogismos, como tampoco creo en las inferencias l\u00f3gicas, porque entonces no se deber\u00eda cumplir que cuanto m\u00e1s te quiero peor me tratas y cuando m\u00e1s te ignoro m\u00e1s me persigues. No tiene explicaci\u00f3n que me digas que s\u00ed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.joaquinsabina.net\/2005\/10\/31\/hay-mujeres\/\">cuando dices que no<\/a>, que montes en c\u00f3lera despu\u00e9s de cinco d\u00edas contigo si no te miro dos minutos, que me llames desesperadamente si me olvido de ti dos semanas, que me odies si hago <a href=\"http:\/\/yanocoleccionovellopubico.blogspot.com\/2010\/07\/microcosmos.html\">que te tiemblen las piernas<\/a> y que me abraces si te confieso que me gast\u00e9 el dinero que me prestaste en la tragaperras. Que no quiero que me retes a otra partida de p\u00f3ker en la que tienes las cartas marcadas. Ya me la ingeniar\u00e9 para espiar lo prohibido con mis cinco naipes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u00f3crates es homosexual, de eso no cabe la menor duda, y como S\u00f3crates es un hombre, entonces se deduce que todos los hombres somos maricones. Pero sucede que yo no soy S\u00f3crates, de lo que se desprende que no soy hombre. 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