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– T\u00fa te tienes que poner ah\u00ed, en la l\u00ednea, y no moverte. Despu\u00e9s yo tiro a la manzana.
\n– Vale, pero \u00bfy si fallas? \u00bfY si me clavas la flecha en el ojo?
\n– No pasa nada, te la saco.
\n– Claro, y me quedo tuerto.
\n– Bueno, pero si te vas no te doy la propina.
\n– \u00bfY si te equivocas tambi\u00e9n en la siguiente flecha y me quedo ciego?
\n– Es lo de menos, te puedo cambiar por otro.
\n– Ya, pero es que si me he quedado ciego ya puedo ponerme siempre la manzana sobre la cabeza, no tengo nada m\u00e1s que perder.<\/p>\n

Until it makes sense.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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