{"id":308,"date":"2014-08-29T11:47:10","date_gmt":"2014-08-29T16:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=308"},"modified":"2014-08-29T11:47:10","modified_gmt":"2014-08-29T16:47:10","slug":"enormisimo-cronopio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=308","title":{"rendered":"Enorm\u00edsimo cronopio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se cumplen cien a\u00f1os del nacimiento de <strong>Cort\u00e1zar<\/strong>. Cuando yo era universitario, no s\u00e9 si hace diez a\u00f1os o diez siglos, promov\u00edamos en la residencia de estudiantes de vez en cuando actividades culturales despu\u00e9s de cenar, generalmente \u00abcinef\u00f3rums\u00bb (algunos todav\u00eda est\u00e1n buscando d\u00f3nde cay\u00f3 el hueso que lanz\u00f3 el mono junto al monolito de <strong>\u00ab2001\u00bb<\/strong>, y dos siguen debatiendo si <strong>Rick Deckard<\/strong> es un <em><a href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Blade_Runner\">replicante<\/a><\/em>). Una de esas noches se plante\u00f3 un peque\u00f1o homenaje a Cort\u00e1zar con lectura de fragmentos de sus textos y el visionado de la <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_FDRIPMKHQg\">entrevista<\/a> que le hizo <strong>Joaqu\u00edn Soler Serrano<\/strong> en el programa <strong>\u00abA fondo\u00bb<\/strong>. Al terminar de cenar un chaval de la residencia me pregunt\u00f3: <em>\u00ab\u00bfese se\u00f1or del cartel va a venir esta noche a leer?\u00bb<\/em>. Y est\u00e1bamos en la universidad, educaci\u00f3n \u00absuperior\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Le\u00edmos <strong>\u00abEl almuerzo\u00bb<\/strong>, entre otros:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>No sin trabajo un cronopio lleg\u00f3 a establecer un term\u00f3metro de vidas. Algo entre term\u00f3metro y top\u00f3metro, entre fichero y curriculum vitae. Por ejemplo, el cronopio en su casa recib\u00eda a un fama, una esperanza y un profesor de lenguas. Aplicando sus descubrimientos estableci\u00f3 que el fama era infra-vida, la esperanza para-vida, y el profesor de lenguas inter-vida. En cuanto al cronopio mismo, se consideraba ligeramente super-vida, pero m\u00e1s por poes\u00eda que por verdad. A la hora del almuerzo este cronopio gozaba en o\u00edr hablar a sus contertulios, porque todos cre\u00edan estar refiri\u00e9ndose a las mismas cosas y no era as\u00ed. La inter-vida manejaba abstracciones tales como esp\u00edritu y conciencia, que la para-vida escuchaba como quien oye llover -tarea delicada. Por supuesto la infra-vida ped\u00eda a cada instante el queso rallado, y la super-vida trinchaba el pollo en cuarenta y dos movimientos, m\u00e9todo Stanley Fitzsimmons. A los postres las vidas se saludaban y se iban a sus ocupaciones, y en la mesa quedaban solamente pedacitos sueltos de la muerte.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> Termino de escribir esto, busco en el blog si alguna vez he escrito acerca de Cort\u00e1zar y justo me encuentro <a href=\"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=20\">una entrada plagiada inconscientemente<\/a> (\u00a1incluso en el t\u00edtulo!).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se cumplen cien a\u00f1os del nacimiento de Cort\u00e1zar. Cuando yo era universitario, no s\u00e9 si hace diez a\u00f1os o diez siglos, promov\u00edamos en la residencia de estudiantes de vez en cuando actividades culturales despu\u00e9s de cenar, generalmente \u00abcinef\u00f3rums\u00bb (algunos todav\u00eda est\u00e1n buscando d\u00f3nde cay\u00f3 el hueso que lanz\u00f3 el mono junto al monolito de \u00ab2001\u00bb, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=308\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abEnorm\u00edsimo cronopio\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,8,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualidad","category-ciudad-real","category-literatura"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Enorm\u00edsimo cronopio - kyezitri.es<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=308\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Enorm\u00edsimo cronopio - kyezitri.es\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Se cumplen cien a\u00f1os del nacimiento de Cort\u00e1zar. 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