{"id":341,"date":"2017-06-19T07:17:19","date_gmt":"2017-06-19T12:17:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=341"},"modified":"2017-06-19T07:17:19","modified_gmt":"2017-06-19T12:17:19","slug":"burocracia%e2%84%a2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=341","title":{"rendered":"Burocracia\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"right\"><em>Y deber\u00edas temer al todopoderoso<br \/>\nporque \u00e9l quiere vernos muertos a todos<br \/>\nel espacio es infinito y estamos solos<br \/>\ntodo es inerte, solo estamos nosotros<br \/>\nluchando en contra de la naturaleza<br \/>\nporque solo existe vida en este planeta<br \/>\nel milagro es que crezcan flores en la Tierra<br \/>\nal final siempre recoges lo que siembras.<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>[<em>Islamabad<\/em>, Los Planetas]<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No puede ser. He buscado la palabra \u00abburocracia\u00bb en el blog pensando que aparecer\u00eda doscientas veces por tratarse de una de mis obsesiones vitales y resulta que solo existe una coincidencia y se refiere a la burocracia peruana. No puede ser. Solo lo admitir\u00eda consider\u00e1ndolo paradigma de resignaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ad\u00e1n<\/strong> mordi\u00f3 la manzana y <strong>Dios<\/strong> le dio la burocracia.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando despert\u00f3 el <em>burocratosaurus<\/em> todav\u00eda estaba all\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>La belleza salvar\u00e1 al mundo, si y solo si no lo mata antes la burocracia.<\/p>\n<p>Todos podr\u00edamos relatar con sudores fr\u00edos epopeyas m\u00edticas de nuestros laberintos burocr\u00e1ticos. El que necesitaba constituir una empresa para abrir una cuenta bancaria y el banco requer\u00eda la constituci\u00f3n de la empresa para abrir dicha cuenta. Las autorizaciones que se demoran meses saltando de mesa en mesa de la administraci\u00f3n. La infinita impotencia de <strong>Dar\u00edn<\/strong> en <em>Relatos Salvajes<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Mi depresi\u00f3n brota del dolor de conciencia por ser piedra del bloque jugando <em>un papel<\/em> dentro de ese sistema infernal, rellenando impresos y firmando documentos eternamente (firma electr\u00f3nica tecleando una contrase\u00f1a en el m\u00f3vil varias veces al d\u00eda). Alimento al monstruo que me mata. Entre los ratos de terapia psicol\u00f3gica con los vecinos y los ratos de burocracia se pasan los d\u00edas. Desde que nace una idea hasta que se formaliza pasan dos semanas, pero desde entonces hasta que se superan los millones de obst\u00e1culos administrativos pasan dos a\u00f1os. En el mejor de los casos.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00eda tras d\u00eda intento buscar la justificaci\u00f3n. Encontrar un asidero al que agarrar la necesidad de los papeles que nacen, crecen, se firman, se reproducen y desaparecen. Podr\u00eda sospechar que la coherencia y responsabilidad de un mundo globalizado se sostiene en el papel y la firma, pero carezco de fe.<\/p>\n<p>Dios m\u00edo, si nos diste la burocracia, al menos podr\u00edas habernos dado fe en <em>su papel<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y deber\u00edas temer al todopoderoso porque \u00e9l quiere vernos muertos a todos el espacio es infinito y estamos solos todo es inerte, solo estamos nosotros luchando en contra de la naturaleza porque solo existe vida en este planeta el milagro es que crezcan flores en la Tierra al final siempre recoges lo que siembras. 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