{"id":349,"date":"2018-02-16T10:47:33","date_gmt":"2018-02-16T15:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=349"},"modified":"2018-03-05T12:04:58","modified_gmt":"2018-03-05T17:04:58","slug":"common-people-vol-el-ojo-de-bono","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=349","title":{"rendered":"Common People (vol. El ojo de Bono)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/eldescodificador.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/05\/bono.jpg\" title=\"Bono's Eyes\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/eldescodificador.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/05\/bono.jpg\" width=\"320\" alt=\"Tres Anuncios en las afueras\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"right\"><em>But still you&#8217;ll never get it right,<br \/>\n&#8216;cause when you&#8217;re laid in bed at night,<br \/>\nwatching roaches climb the wall,<br \/>\nif you called your Dad he could stop it all.<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>[<em>Common People<\/em>, Pulp]<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Supongo que los pol\u00edticos tambi\u00e9n son <em>common people like you<\/em>, aunque unas veces su zafiedaz otras su carisma u otras su zalamer\u00eda nos hipnotizen y o asqueen hasta par\u00e1metros insospechados. Resulta harto complicado abstraerse de su imagen p\u00fablica -quiz\u00e1 m\u00e9rito intencionado de sus gabinetes propagand\u00edsticos- e imaginar a <strong>Oriol Junqueras<\/strong> jugando una pachanga de central en la c\u00e1rcel de <strong>Estremera<\/strong> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marca.com\/tiramillas\/actualidad\/2018\/02\/12\/5a818a02ca4741ab4a8b45d8.html\">y lesionando a un atracador de bancos<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>Imagino a <strong>Rajoy<\/strong> en un despacho de <strong>Moncloa<\/strong> identificado como usuario an\u00f3nimo, <em>\u00abgabioto_55\u00bb<\/em>, en un chat de diario deportivo comentando partidos de narraci\u00f3n online y escribiendo \u00abputo \u00e1rbitro, menudo penalti se ha tragao\u00bb o \u00abRamos oh mi capit\u00e1n eres el puto amo, machaca a los ingleses\u00bb mientras le burbujea la saliva en las comisuras de los labios.<\/p>\n<p>Imagino a <strong>Irene Montero<\/strong> excitada elaborando su argumentaci\u00f3n en defensa de su uso incorrecto del lenguaje con la palabra \u00abportavoza\u00bb antes de exponerlo en la sesi\u00f3n del <strong>Congreso<\/strong>. Y que por la cabeza le ronden pensamientos como que \u00abportavoc\u00eda\u00bb es femenino, vaya, hab\u00eda sido una alternativa, pero no habr\u00eda llamado la atenci\u00f3n porque no es discriminatorio, y <strong>Espa\u00f1a<\/strong>, Espa\u00f1a tambi\u00e9n es femenino porque termina en \u00aba\u00bb, as\u00ed que nuestro pa\u00eds es chica y lleva falda, qu\u00e9 cosas, y todo lo que significa nuestro pa\u00eds tambi\u00e9n termina en a: Espa\u00f1a es insolidaria, es machista, es hip\u00f3crita, es envidiosa. \u00bfY por qu\u00e9 la \u00aba\u00bb es femenina si tiene rabito y no es femenina la \u00abo\u00bb? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no hablamos de <strong>Espa\u00f1o<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p>Imagino a la se\u00f1ora <strong>Angela Merkel<\/strong> baj\u00e1ndose las bragas en el ba\u00f1o de un hotel en el que ha ofrecido un desayuno informativo a la prensa, estre\u00f1ida, bisbiseando en alem\u00e1n por su inesperado infortunio y maldiciendo a la corresponsal del <strong>Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung<\/strong> que casualmente aprovecha en ese instante para acicalarse frente al espejo del aseo.<\/p>\n<p>Imagino a <strong>Pablo Iglesias<\/strong> en su sof\u00e1, con un ch\u00e1ndal viejo y el pelo mojado, leyendo a <strong>Bola\u00f1o<\/strong> y tropez\u00e1ndose con el p\u00e1rrafo \u00abLas mujeres son putas asesinas, son monos ateridos de fr\u00edo que contemplan el horizonte desde un \u00e1rbol enfermo, son princesas que te buscan en la oscuridad, llorando, indagando las palabras que nunca podr\u00e1n decir. En el equ\u00edvoco vivimos y planeamos nuestros ciclos de vida\u00bb. Y despu\u00e9s sentirse sucio y mirar a los lados de forma inocente para comprobar que nadie lo haya sorprendido leyendo indecencias.<\/p>\n<p>Imagino a <strong>Jos\u00e9 Bono<\/strong> acompa\u00f1ando a su padre a la consulta del m\u00e9dico a revisi\u00f3n de una operaci\u00f3n de cataratas. Y all\u00ed, los dos sentados esperando su turno, \u00e9l agacha la cabeza para diluirse discretamente entre los pacientes mientras consulta la previsi\u00f3n del tiempo para el fin de semana que viene en el m\u00f3vil; tiene intenci\u00f3n de subir a esquiar. Otro paciente abre una ventana y fuera el tiempo es tan ventoso que arrastra polvo, hojas y min\u00fasculas part\u00edculas al interior de la sala de espera. Una diminuta astilla y o piedrecita salta al ojo de Bono, redondo, grande, resping\u00f3n y, ahora, lloroso. El ojo, enrojecido y h\u00famedo, sufre frotes desesperados por parte de su propietario, sin mucho \u00e9xito, porque la min\u00fasucula astilla se ha cobijado c\u00f3modamente entre el p\u00e1rpado y el globo ocular. La enfermera abre la puerta para hacer el llamamiento a Jos\u00e9 Bono padre pero cuando ambos se levantan los mira sin saber qui\u00e9n ser\u00e1 el paciente, si el viejo o el llor\u00f3n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But still you&#8217;ll never get it right, &#8216;cause when you&#8217;re laid in bed at night, watching roaches climb the wall, if you called your Dad he could stop it all. [Common People, Pulp] Supongo que los pol\u00edticos tambi\u00e9n son common people like you, aunque unas veces su zafiedaz otras su carisma u otras su zalamer\u00eda &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=349\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abCommon People (vol. 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