{"id":75,"date":"2008-10-18T16:50:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T21:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=75"},"modified":"2008-10-25T15:58:26","modified_gmt":"2008-10-25T20:58:26","slug":"gin-and-tonic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.villaescusadeharo.com\/kyezitri\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Gin and Tonic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Enga, por una vez vamos a ser sinceros. Una persona se conoce por su actuaci\u00f3n en diversos \u00e1mbitos. Por ejemplo, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eltercero.net\">eltercero<\/a> sabe que una persona es lo que come, y entonces una persona es lo que saca de su cesta del Mercadona mientras esperas en la cola. Una vez vi que una chica llevaba en la cesta 5 kilos de comida para perros y una garrafa de 5 litros de agua (sic). No supe qu\u00e9 pensar de ella. Lo normal es ver a hombres de 30-35 a\u00f1os que a las 14:15 compran una bolsa de empanadillas congeladas, un bote de fabada, una barra de pan y un pack de cervezas. Hoy una mujer llevaba 40 euros en productos de limpieza; creo que si sumo toda la limpieza de mi vida no sumar\u00eda tanto dinero. Ayer un abuelete llevaba una barra de pan, un paquete de magdalenas y fregasuelos Bosque Verde; seguro que no estaba viudo, no habr\u00eda ca\u00eddo en comprar fregasuelos. Las chicas compran casei inmunitas, protege-slips (eins) y latas de tomate triturado. Algunas veces coliflor.<\/p>\n<p>Otra forma de conocer a las personas consiste en ver la estanter\u00eda de su habitaci\u00f3n, pero es demasiado sencillo.<\/p>\n<p>Y una \u00faltima manera consiste en ver la mesita de su piso un s\u00e1bado noche. Ahora, aqu\u00ed, hay un ordenador, \u00e9ste, un vaso con hielos, una botella de ginebra, una bolsa de \u00abpicos\u00bb, una lata de Nordic semi-vac\u00eda y el mando de la tele. Supongo que ya ten\u00e9is motivos para pensar mal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Enga, por una vez vamos a ser sinceros. Una persona se conoce por su actuaci\u00f3n en diversos \u00e1mbitos. Por ejemplo, eltercero sabe que una persona es lo que come, y entonces una persona es lo que saca de su cesta del Mercadona mientras esperas en la cola. 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